Here we go again. Porn directors must have coordinated vendetta against me --- they never show what I want to see. Peeing isn't one of them, but the top is extra hot and has exquisite abs, so I made the sacrifice. Everything is going fine, his abs are fine, and he finally gets into mounting position and starts thrusting away --- and by then, I was totally primed to see his chiseled masterpiece of a belly, head on, and abs scrunching like crazy. But no. DENIED. The guy whose obvious skill was abs, didn't get to show them! You somehow had the hottest guy around in the same room as you for several hours,making a porn video --- and you didn't get a full-on shot of his pumping washboard abdominals, doing laundry and grating cheese! PLEASE. I waded through pee for nothing.
I waded through pee for nothing.