I just don't think I could ever be drunk/passed out to a point that anyone could expose my genitals and fondle them without me waking up. And, that I wouldn't be so out of it that I could still be fondled into a rock hard boner and masturbated until I shot my cum. I just don;t think that combination is possible. If I was that drunk that I didn't wake up with someone playing with my cock, good luck making my dick get hard!
