"Grandma & Grandpa, for Christmas I'd love to get a Fleshlightâ„¢!" Grandma, "OK, we'll see if we can't get you a nice flashlight! What color?" "No, not a flashlight, it's ..., umm.... Grandpa, could I speak to you alone?" Grandpa to kid, "No WAY she will buy you that! She doesn't even know I have one, I have to keep it in the car trunk so she never sees it." Grandpa to Grandma: "Ah, honey, I know what he wants. It looks like a flashlight, but when you unscrew the top it's a flower planter, it'll be great for his room! I'll get it for him, they're very popular with teenagers these days." Grandpa to kid, "Phew, that was close! What color?"
