Some would say, “pillows?” Later in life, you forget how unbelievably horny guys that age can get. It’s not just enough to jerk off, it’s the feeling of getting your whole body into the act, the straining of the muscles, the friction against your stomach. Heaven! I used to be a two-pillow guy. Even after lights out, if I could sleep and was hard as hell, it was so easy to slip the boxers down, grab the pillows, and go at it. The hardest part was pulling back in time, rolling on my back, and unloading. I’d fuck up sometimes, and find some streaks on the pillow in the morning. A couple times I couldn’t stop, and just jizzed the pillows. One time I fell asleep so fast, I woke up the next morning still on the pillows! But never felt guilty about it at all. Figured it was good exercise!
