Aaaagh. Theese guys were SO close. They wanted to just say "fuck it" and fuck. Almost. Soooo close. The guy on the left leaving his arm on the computer so his friend had to entangle arms with him and accidentally touch.....the guy on the right kept vaguely presenting himself to his friend. Both got so close.
Dammit. What a waste. After a brief nanosecond glimpse of his torso, I decided that the guy on the left was the hottest, so I wanted to see him without his shirt. The guy on the right pulled his shirt up and his pants down several times, then disappeared off-screen. But the minute I liked the other guy and wanted to see him naked, the evil gay porn cabal made him NEVER lift his shirt during 28 minutes of him doing nothing. Then he, too, disappeared off-screen with his buddy, came back and did nothing solo until the end. I want my ticket refunded.
