I *know* this isn't what I'm supposed to be staring at, but what is that team logo sewn onto the back of his ball cap? At first glance, it appears to read "Lakers" and I'm almost persuaded that's right, especially with the purple and gold colors, and I wanted to point out that the Lakers are a basketball team so that can't exactly be a "baseball" cap as such. But frankly, that second letter doesn't look like an A. I'm telling myself it must be an A because that's all that would make sense. It kinda looks like an O after a while, but who are the "Lokers"? Who knows, maybe it's actually the "Loxers" and their mascot is a dude in a salmon costume. Maybe it's knock off merchandise meant to look like the real deal at a glance. Maybe I seriously need to get laid. :3
