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- City: Los Angeles
- Country:
- About Me: I'm a dinosaur homo artist, smoking myself to death in the slums of Hollywood. Cynical, sarcastic, dismissive, lazy, drunk.
- Here For: looking at video clips of guys having sex.
- Favorite Categories: hidden cam stuff, awkward/embarrassed/regretful straight boys putting out for cash, molested sleepers, biological brothers who do each other,
- Ideal Partner: younger, short (dwarf a big plus) straight Hispanic/Italian/Arab type, slightly retarded, missing a leg so he can't easily run away,with a speech impediment.
- Erogenic Zones: my brain----everything else aged out long ago.
- Turn Ons: drunken blowjobs in the park, midnight-4 a.m., married guys stopping by for an afternoon "quickie", guys who look like they're always on the verge of crying.
- Turn Offs: women, religious people, bores, cheapskates, chemical dopers, anti-smoking creeps, vegans, "nice" people, gunslingers, republicans, idiocy (unless I'm blowing them), nature-lovers, AA/scientologists/monogomists/and transexuals
- hometown: New York City
- Occupation: erotic artist
- Company: no, I prefer being alone
- School: I stay away from them
- Interested In: Guys