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StillKicken
- Lives in Someplace I'd rather not be
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Old Guy with a Pen
Strange does not mean Creepy;
Odd does not mean Spooky;
Old does not mean Ignorant;
and Retired doesn't mean . . . much, anymore
- City: Someplace I'd rather not be
- Country:
- About Me: I'm one of those old guys who haunt these sites, but in my case, I'm not interested in hook-ups but gathering info for my work. I was extremely active, sexually, as a child through to college, primarily with other guys. Yet, as I sat in college and faced Vietnam, I had to choose between a "normal" life with wife and kids, a mortgage, two cars and a dog, or being myself and shunned by "society." Unless you're from my generation, you can't possibly know the anti-gay sentiments and outright bashing of those late 60's and 70's, bad enough I chose the risk, no, probability of death in South-East Asia. I'm a 6'4", blue-eyed old-fart who has spent my adult life trying to be str8, and believe me, that was a mistake. Although I could have relations with a female, it wasn't easy, and the thought of reaching out to another male was near overwhelming at times. I have no interest in females of any shape form or attitude having been betrayed in one form or another, in all my female relationships (and come face-to-face with Hilary Clinton, shiver), and thus, I have been a virtual celibate for more years than most of you on this site have been around (did I mention the loneliness?). I'm amazed how easy celibacy actually is; just whack yourself with a handy blunt object whenever you have those stirrings! I have a twisted but good sense of humor; bath regularly; have all my own teeth; love to read novels; enjoy writing & illustrating; watching movies from my collection of about 2000 DVDs; don't trust the Cloud; enjoy good food (if my diabetes permits); gave up smoking cigarettes a decade ago, cigars over 5 years ago, and smoke a pipe (ya don't inhale) or at least chew on the stem; I seldom drink; love telling tales; have a cat with no tail that I've been trying to give away since I found it mewling on my patio - it looked like a black tennis ball - and we fight all the time, plus I'm apparently allergic; would rather have a real dog, not one of those little yappy things, but I know an apartment is too small; I like to cook (poorly); try to eat healthily and do my best to keep my spirits high.
- Here For: You've likely heard this one before: I'm primarily here for making friends. I have no one I can talk with and in addition, I could use some help with details for the illustrated books I write, mostly geared toward young adult readers. I'm a good listener and as a potential granpa figure, have loads of stuff to pass on to you young squirts; wisdom, history, what things where really like in them old days; and a whole bunch of stories to tell.
- Favorite Categories: I don't remember, it's been so long, but the last time I had a relationship with a male was in college, so, I guess I must confess when I think of sex, I tend to remember those days before the words, "gay" or "twink" or a "load" meant the stuff in the bed of the pick-up or your pants, and "tea-bagging" was how you made sun-tea. I suppose I'm attracted to Twinks, if anyone, and way back then my favorite pastime was giving and receiving oral attention in order to see how often we could make our buddy cum, like a contest.
- Ideal Partner: Just about anyone under 80, though I have a aversion to body and facial hair due to an unpleasant incident with a fur bearing adult in the boy's room when I was 8. I guess I'd most like someone smooth, slender, cute and willing to consider having an old-guy as a friend. I prefer cut to uncut based on experience (every American male kid born in a hospital back then was cut for viable health reasons, so all of my sex buddies were cut without that taste or odor of piss, sweat, and foreskin jam I found when I encountered guys not born in captivity; the parents said no cutting; or they were from those nations where - apparently - penis health was not considered important . . . and that would be about everywhere but Israel, some Muslim counties, and those African tribal nations who still believe in "the old ways." Where was I? Well, he'd have to be male with all the standard functioning equipment and a pleasant personality. I've always been attracted to Asians over all (you can ask me why); I don't care much for larger than ordinary endowment, yet I've met a few and never turned down a new friend. Other than that, he'd have to have the requisite eyes, nose, ears and mouth, hopefully arranged in a pleasing way. I do like guys with glasses and was attracted to braces.
- Erogenic Zones: I don't remember.
- Turn Ons: Clean air and clear water . . . oh, you mean sex! Little or no body hair as mentioned above, ah, let's see . . . good hygiene; has all of his teeth; good sense of humor; honest; open; can fuel my ego without cracking a smile; and enjoys getting sucked off over and over, I suppose. But, darn it; I'm an old guy and I'm not here for sex! I think!
- Turn Offs: Body odor, hairy bodies, beards, a wet tongue in my ear; wedgies; whining; toenail clippings all over the place . . . and I'm sure there's more, oh yeah; skin art (sorry Justin), piercings, branding, the use of super-glue in the hair; braided arm-pit hair; hemorrhoids, tape-worms or ill-fitting dentures.
- hometown: Los Angeles
- Occupation: writer/illustrator
- Company: Any that will hire me
- School: Yes, plenty
- Interested In: Guys
