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This is me
Hell, I have long been a visitor to this site and decided I would like to do more than just watch from behind the curtain. I am retired and live in Warsaw MO which is right on the western tip of Lake of the Ozarks. I'm single and have 4 dogs to keep me company. To be honest I have considered joining in the past but I've always been concerned of how I would be treated. As you can see by my photo I am not a twink or girly boy. Yes I am a real live old man , beard hairy chest and all. I enjoy reading the blogs and would like to participate if you'll allow me.
- City: Warsaw MO
- Country: United States
- About Me:
I have 4 dogs, live in a small quiet wonderful mid western town. My life is easy going just take care of my puppies and do as I want.
- Here For: Good friends and good legal videos
- Favorite Categories: AMATEUR don't like pro porn
- Ideal Partner: I dont know, its been so long I forgot.
- Erogenic Zones: ears and nips
- Turn Ons: guys who don't act in a scene. They are involved. Nice average guys hair in the pits and legs. Perhaps that little patch on the chest between his pecs. Swimmers build.
- Turn Offs: Muscle guys, Bikers, pain poop pee blood (especially MINE) I do not loke mean or rude people .Bigotry and Racism and people who don't know what those words mean or when they apply. I am not a big "woke" defender.I don't like politics.
- Relationship Status: Single
- hometown: Springfield Mo
- Occupation: Retired, now a writer of horror science fiction and occasional porn shoirt story
- Company: Lazyass productions
- School: Metro squirrel academy "watch your nuts boys"
- Interested In: Guys