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KXG
- Lives in Los Angeles
- Joined 9 years ago
- Last seen 3 years ago
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- City: Los Angeles
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- About Me: I'd really rather not, but I guess a few ites can't go amiss. Sarcasm is like a second language to me, you've been warned. My general personality/appearance has been likened to if Gregory House, Penn Jillette and a member of a biker gang were somehow merged in a transporter accident. Mostly Scots/Welsh, which also probably explains my tendency to have an over-active gob and very little filter. I drink, I smoke, I cuss and I eat meat, I don't really care if you approve. Fetishes bore the shit out of me and I usually mock them openly. I don't like labels or people in "the community" who are obsessed with them and attempt to shove me into some easily quantified category. I like younger men, Asian and Latino ones in particular. I tend to relate better toward punks, rockers, emos, goths, skaters, pragmatists, cynics and depressives; the freaks and geeks or people who're more the misfits or square pegs than those who're relatively "normal". I trust people who're a little screwed up more than those who aren't dysfunctional, take it as you will. I like sluts, exhibitionists and camwhores, they tend to be a bit more honest with what they want and anytime you can dispense with mindless pleasantries and small-talk I'm all-in. As a personal note, I'm a somewhat gimpy in one leg, hip and along the lower spine, so gym-drones and those out-doorsy fitness types will find very little to appreciate about me, no need to apply within. I'm well steeped in 'net culture, literature, movies and many other subjects. I can speak geek and chan-talk just fine. I'm conversant in anime, gaming, MMOs, comic books, fantasy and sci-fi and some cinema and the like but I don't generally know shit-all about network or reality television, don't ask me. I'm a cat person and I loathe dogs. My favorite color is blue toward the police-box end of the spectrum. If there's anything else, you're just dying to know feel free to ask.
- Here For: It's a porn site and I'm under 40 and still have my eyesight and testicles intact for the time being, why d'you think I'm here, the scintillating conversation?
- Favorite Categories: 100m freestyle? Saying shotputting would be too easy.
- Ideal Partner: Youngish, twinky, smooth and versatile. If you're Asian/Latin or some mix of the two, have a nice ass, have long hair, a slight feminine streak when the stars are right and know how to make a good cocktail with vodka I'll marry you, or do things to you possibly not yet quantified by medical science, no questions asked.
- Erogenic Zones: Somewhere near Hartford, Connecticut. Vague questions deserve bizarre answers.
- Turn Ons: Oh, I think you can tell if you read the rest of my profile.
- Turn Offs: Excessive facial-hair/beards/mustaches, 70's porn dirt-squirrels or those "You've got something on your upper lip." peach-fuzz or Snidely Whiplash little twiddly mustaches especially on Latino or Asian men. Things like soul patches or goatees are fine. Tattoos in the "unemployment zones" or excessive ink. If you look like a walking billboard I'll pass, thanks. Piercings below the belt or too many in the facial region. Body hair. Extremely short haircuts. To quote Lisa Lampanelli; Bald men remind me of dildos. Any kink that falls under the category of "grossly biological", "anatomically perplexing" or could be considered by medical or psychological professionals as a stress test isn't my cup of tea. If you couldn't admit to your own mother what you enjoy in sex without her bursting into tears, vomiting uncontrollably or contacting civil or mental health authorities, I doubt I want to know either, thanks. People who use the word "brah" who are not genetically Hawaiian. People who discuss politics, religion, sports or fashion; the four most boring subjects in the world. Vegans. People who buy "organic" food. People who use Apple products for any reason other than "It's shiny.".
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- Occupation: Property Management
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- Interested In: Guys
