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405 Do you need help? The helpless people's blog

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SNOUT OR CHANNEL FULL? THE BLOCKED/NUKED MEMBER'S BLOG, IF YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING OR TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING!


Please (don't) report any issues and problems you might have! Does that sounds familar to you?


Beware, high suizid risk, please be kindly so much as you can be, it's possible some member's posts or walls disappear traceless here while the day time in Australia! Greetings from the Koala Bear! He not only eats Eucalyptus!


Don't take my dark jokes too seriously, so i am, can't resist to make me funny about all and nothing!


I tried this, but it didn't work!



 

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NukedAlfi
1 day ago

angel Just too funny! Have to show you! cool From the kiddies playground 404: 




C4LEB 1 day ago

 



For fuck's sake, read the profile of the person BEFORE sending a request!












Primate99 1 day ago


Showing interest in others is probably not your greatest blessing.








C4LEB 1 day ago


Correct, and widely known.








Joelhere 21 hours ago


sending out friend requests is such a beta move








Candy 20 hours ago


Actually Caleb is right. Showing interest in someone would mean taking a good look at that other persons profile. 








Primate99 19 hours ago


C4LEB allows himself to be rude, because he thinks he is the Holy Spirit incarnate.








Rubax 18 hours ago


Be happy and keep smiling grin




This may contain: a person petting a dog on the shore of a lake








AntonLaV 18 hours ago


If someone trying to friend you then you must have fooled someone into thinking you were a decent person! grin








Candy 16 hours ago


You'll need Jesus grin








C4LEB 14 hours ago


I get it all the time! What is this compulsion to be liked?








AntonLaV 12 hours ago


It's called being human. It's why we no longer swing from trees in little groups of 4 or 5.








C4LEB 11 hours ago


There's a difference between being gregarious and totting up 'friends' on a balance sheet. Collecting people to call friends is pathology. Some people - some four or five - like me for who I am; I have no desire to canvas for associations of no depth and cultivate them for whatever it is such acquaintance provides. I certainly wouldn't embarrass my friends by going public, either.








Rubax 8 hours ago


Candy, please refrain from mentioning Jesus. "He is not very helpful." Additionally, have a strong aversion to religion. It has caused numerous problems and is one of the most detrimental inventions of humanity.








fulk 4 hours ago


C4LEB I believe that not having friends on (not only) GBT is a mistake. I have social media, porn websites, etc., set up in a way that my fave vids and pics basically find me on their own, and in this sense, friendship is absolutely key, especially on such a specific server like GBT. wink








AntonLaV 1 hour ago


C4LEB, I won't deny your right to be wrong. I mean you are already infamous for that trait. But it is human nature to want support from others. Just look at social media. I will not deny you your right to be absolutely miserable, you find such comfort from disdain.  You have no right to expect others to be as miserable as you.





AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 week ago

 


morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5th thought..


 



 


 

NukedAlfi
1 week ago

angel Nur zur Information, wegen zeitweise langsamen Uploads, Alfis Bastelanleitung zum ändern der MTU, nicht nachmachen, denn so kann man auch sein Windows OS gaaaanz einfach zerstören! dizzy Man sollte immer vor jeder Änderung der Registry eine Kopie der gesammten Registry machen! cool


Unter Windows kann man die MTU in der Registry mit regedit.exe in 
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\Adapternummer\Parameters\Tcpip\MTU
einstellen.


Aber das ist eigentlich überflüssig, die max. nutzbare Datenpaketgröße (MTU) wird von Windows automatisch entsprechend dem Internet Service Provider (ISP) eingestellt, so etwa von 1400 bis 1492Byte. Man kann nur niedriger gehen, unter 1400Byte, aber das macht den Datenverkehr nur noch langsamer und nicht schneller.


Mit dem ping Befehl "C:\>ping -f -l 1448 www.gayboystube.com" in Windows cmd.exe kann man prüfen ob der anvisierte Server (IP Adresse) mit z.B. 1448Byte großen Paketen zurechtkommt, meistens ja.

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 week ago

heart


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alfred! ya r such a liebfraumilchen! 

AnthonyMichaelLZ
2 weeks ago

 


mooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin coffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 6th thought..


 



 


 

AnthonyMichaelLZ
3 weeks ago

 


morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin coffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5th thought..


 



 


 

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

Who is that? angel



That's Nick, about the reported problems/issues in 404! angel 


If you aren't "upset" angry, if you are only annoyed cwy, this will happen frequently to your problem reports and XL "Have-to-do lists", if the problems can't be solved quickly by simple deletions of anywhat, one two three, what you don't see, do we have problems anymore?, just send them to me cool:



 

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

PS: Just dark humour? ... Idk ... unsure 

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

angel User's wall has been deactivated due to account inactivity? blink

VERY URGENT, TOP IMPORTANT NEWS:


All inactive walls get deactivated now, if you don't wanna loose forever your GBT accounts/walls/messages/contacts/communications/friends/videos/pics/blogs, you need to log-in once more into your old accounts/walls instantly, to prevent to get nuked!!!


If you have problems with your re-log-in or with passwords or if you have been nuked already, because your inactivity, you must/should/can/may report that in the 404 Help Blog:  

https://www.gayboystube.com/blog/71668.html


Dort wird sich dann einer ganz besonders über die Folgen seiner eigenen Politik freuen! devil


Hoppla, Witzchen gemacht, 'Tschuldigung! blush 


There someone will have a lot of fun with the followings of his own politic! devil


Whoops, done a little joke, pardon! blush



Don't report there the walls you can't send a post or message anymore since a few days, the walls get simply deleted, instead to help the poor members!!!!!!!!!!!! cwy


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I can understand why many members already lost their interest to be an active member of GBT! sick

Der Moor hat seine Schuldigkeit getan, der Moor kann gehen! Deutsches Sprichwort, kann man leider nicht gut übersetzen. unsure


Try in English: No thanks for your contributions/work, and now you can go, bye-bye, have a nice day! unsure

AnthonyMichaelLZ
4 weeks ago

 


piglet to do list!


 



 

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

DAY 31: Write about writing.


DAY 32: I RIP or i turn around in my grave.

AnthonyMichaelLZ
4 weeks ago

morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin coffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3rd thought..

someoooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we know VERY WELL!

LMAO

AnthonyMichaelLZ
4 weeks ago

morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin coffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 6th thought.. again!

theres a huge discusssssion on da 404blog about bis and str8!

meanwhile they forget about da huge problems of da site!

and now comes da wknd and da technical advisers are out.. better leave all da shit 4 Monday!

LMAO

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

angel Senseless, stupid, intolerant, unkindly discussions about sexual orientations are sick, just a wasting of possible wanking-time. cwy

grin Business as usual, Nick at diving station, nothing happens besides deletions, one two three, you didn't see, that works, issues solved instantly! Video demolished? Pic looks in any way idk? Blog contains no porn or unwished blah blah? Wall shows to much favs pics of GBT last remained cuties (17.9999999 yo looking)? Nothing easier than this, Nick just deletes, deletes, deletes, deletes, deletes, ... that's the way he likes it (Great Song) w00t

AnthonyMichaelLZ
4 weeks ago

heartheartheart LMAO

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

angel Nick has a lot of delete buttons in his admin account, he every day plays God with all of us.

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 month ago

Things that get solved from the to-do list! LMAO

NukedAlfi
4 weeks ago

angel For each solved problem we get a few new ones, no sorrow, the list cannot become shorter! grin

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

angel A long time ago i posted that in GBT's comedy blog No.404:

What's that? That is GBT's issue timer, the candle burns down while GBT is inactive, and first then, if it becomes uncomfortable hot at Nick's backdoor, the fixing of issues on the to do list get started, finally, yippie yippie yeah!

PS: I'm terrible sorry, but that i thought as i've seen this funny picture!

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 month ago

heartheartheart

gosh thats hilariouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 month ago

Blogs Area:

Align bottoms, don't work

Formats headings, don't work

Indents, dont work

etc., etc.,

Of course, Nick didn't know. He thought it worked perfectly, and he pretended to go VIP...

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

angel Did you expect anything else? tongue

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 month ago

grintonguecwyshockedsad

LMAO

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

angel Cause some problems with the not working formattings, the same post once more:

verydelight 21 hours ago

Hi Nick18, can you please approve my super special avatar and background image?

While living without it maybe possible, it is utterly pointless... It is the most important feature on GBT (who needs videos...).

Imagine sitting there, your mouse in your left hand, your pulsing giant 10 inch cock in your right - staring at your standard avatar and background-less wall - you start a video and it suddenly evokes a unique form of existential reflection. You realise you are not an individual but just an indifferenciable and indiscernible entity mindlessly staring, confronting the absurdity of your actions, questioning the purpose and meaning behind your choices. This seemingly trivial activity can lead to a deeper contemplation of one's existence, highlighting the tension between the desire for meaningful engagement and the reality of time wasted. The fleeting nature of digital content mirrors the transient nature of life, prompting an existential awareness that can be both unsettling and enlightening. It can become a profound exploration of existentialism. As I find myself engrossed in seemingly pointless content, I start to question the purpose and significance of me as an individual, and if I am an individual at all without an individual avatar and background. This moment of introspection amplifies my awareness of my own existence and autonomy, highlighting the tension between my desire for personal fulfillment and the reality of time slipping away, slipping away just like my cock from my hand, shrunk to meaninglessness. The endless stream of digital distractions mirrors the existential dilemma of seeking meaning in a world that often feels arbitrary and absurd. In this solitary experience, I confront the freedom and responsibility of my choices, constantly shaping my own narrative and defining what it means to truly live and be an individual.

That's quite a challenging wank...

So please approve grincwy (I added some emojis to make it more serious...)

Nick18 19 hours ago

Yes thank you will do now

Nick18 19 hours ago

Are you just messing with me? sent blanks, you upset about something?

verydelight 18 hours ago

Just kidding around a bit, thought could make u smile :)

Anyway: Thanks a lot, the full 10 inches are back now *giggle

GayJosh 12 hours ago

Brilliant :)

NukedAlfi 8 hours ago

blinkverydelight = Dr. phil. Blah-Blah? angel phil. = viel, lol! grin wink

Candy 5 hours ago

Sorry my OSD got in the way and didn't let me get past the first paragraph of your post blink

stam4o 28 minutes ago

Given folks have to wait for days or even a week sometimes to get their avatar approved, doesn't really make this a laughing matter. But thanks for trying :) Also great job with you code tips.

****************************************************************

angel To understand the joke:

Default avatar image:

verydelight's requested avatar:

angel Do you see the enormous difference? blink tongue

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

Funny post from a joker in the 404 blog:

verydelight 21 hours ago

Hi Nick18, can you please approve my super special avatar and background image?

While living without it maybe possible, it is utterly pointless... It is the most important feature on GBT (who needs videos...).

Imagine sitting there, your mouse in your left hand, your pulsing giant 10 inch cock in your right - staring at your standard avatar and background-less wall - you start a video and it suddenly evokes a unique form of existential reflection. You realise you are not an individual but just an indifferenciable and indiscernible entity mindlessly staring, confronting the absurdity of your actions, questioning the purpose and meaning behind your choices. This seemingly trivial activity can lead to a deeper contemplation of one's existence, highlighting the tension between the desire for meaningful engagement and the reality of time wasted. The fleeting nature of digital content mirrors the transient nature of life, prompting an existential awareness that can be both unsettling and enlightening. It can become a profound exploration of existentialism. As I find myself engrossed in seemingly pointless content, I start to question the purpose and significance of me as an individual, and if I am an individual at all without an individual avatar and background. This moment of introspection amplifies my awareness of my own existence and autonomy, highlighting the tension between my desire for personal fulfillment and the reality of time slipping away, slipping away just like my cock from my hand, shrunk to meaninglessness. The endless stream of digital distractions mirrors the existential dilemma of seeking meaning in a world that often feels arbitrary and absurd. In this solitary experience, I confront the freedom and responsibility of my choices, constantly shaping my own narrative and defining what it means to truly live and be an individual.

That's quite a challenging wank...

So please approve grincwy (I added some emojis to make it more serious...)

Nick18 19 hours ago

Yes thank you will do now

Nick18 19 hours ago

Are you just messing with me? sent blanks, you upset about something?

verydelight 18 hours ago

Just kidding around a bit, thought could make u smile :)

Anyway: Thanks a lot, the full 10 inches are back now *giggle

GayJosh 12 hours ago

Brilliant :)

NukedAlfi 8 hours ago

blinkverydelight = Dr. phil. Blah-Blah? angel phil. = viel, lol! grin wink

Candy 5 hours ago

Sorry my OSD got in the way and didn't let me get past the first paragraph of your post blink

stam4o 28 minutes ago

Given folks have to wait for days or even a week sometimes to get their avatar approved, doesn't really make this a laughing matter. But thanks for trying :) Also great job with you code tips.

**************************************************************

angel To understand the joke:

Default avatar image:

verydelight's requested avatar:

angel Do you see the enormous difference? blink tongue

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 month ago

hey gooooooooooooooooooooood morrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin my dear Naked Alfie Man!

did you realize that many of the blog comment features don't work, like aligning center, formatting headings, and so on..?

yep!

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

cwy Yes, the most html text formattings doesn't work anymore, they have been blocked on walls, blogs and in the messager, it's to prevent spams. Is on C4's list. w00t

AnthonyMichaelLZ
1 month ago

DELETE da UNDESIRABLE posts on ya OWN blog ITS OUR RITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

if we can do it on our walls, why NOT in our blogs..?

xoxos

AM

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

cwy Yes, we can't delete blog-posts from members, it's a Methuselem problem, it's on C4's eternal list. w00t

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

AntonLaV 1 day ago

Why was my question deleted?

Nick18 9 hours ago

what was the question?

AntonLaV 6 hours ago

I wanted someone who knows Dutch to translate into English the song in a video. Apparently a moderator had another of her hissy fits and because I asked why my question was deleted then she also deleted the videos even though the models were clearly 21 and older.

And I already know Nick's response. We will look into it which means in other words nada.

verydelight 1 hour ago

Defo NOT dutch but some slavic/eastern european language. (Badminton Boys, right?)

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

Me, in the 404 help blog:

NukedAlfi 2 hours ago

angel Suggestion for a new, improved 404 help blog heading: Please report only issues and problems you would like not to have fixed! cool wink

NukedAlfi 1 hour ago

blink Then GBT works fantastic! grin

NukedAlfi 2 hours ago

grin The new 404 help blog banner:

NukedAlfi 8 minutes ago

This just was the stage one, here ist the stage two, one annoyed member or developer after several hours of experiments with text formatting and other html codes in the many, different working posting windows in blogs, on walls, in the messanger and in the profile descriptions.

NukedAlfi
1 month ago

angel What's that?

That's Nick and a famous GBT user, i only don't know who is who!

Many thanks to C4 for this great gif! grin

Pinkbarbie
2 months ago

INFO FOR ALL: NukedAlfi's PC has problems/malfunktions with Windows, something doesn't work anymore, anything has destroyed a bunch of files of the OS! It needs lots of time to search and rescue the whoole content of the OS HDD! ermm

Pinkbarbie
2 months ago

PS: If i wouldn't be blocked in someone's funny guy's nonsense "Help Blog 404" anymore, i would have been able to post there this! cool

ermm OMG, my poor English teacher, if he could see my translation experiments here .... ! angel

NukedAlfi
2 months ago

angel Jaja, mein geblockter Freund, man sollte eben im 404 Blog sein Maul nicht so weit aufreissen! grin

Pinkbarbie
1 month ago

angel Ha ha ha, sehr lustig, hinterher is man immer schlauer! cwy