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You may remember Otto, the Martian writer who complained that earthlings have their antennas in the wrong place. Martians wonder how earthlings find partners, since their antennas are usually hidden. It is so much easier to be a Martian. because everyone knows, at a dance or in a bar, when you are ready to have sex. Your erect antenna says it all. There is no pornography in a society where people just do it, and when puberty allows it.

Otto made a comprehensive report on antenna sex, made easier because earthlings can't see Martians, so Otto visited boys rubbing their antennas and groups of boys holding sex contests.  Then he found adolescents licking and sucking antennas.  When  he visited high schools and colleges he found young men sucking in their cars in dark parking lots or alleys, as well as woods and parks, and wondered why they had to hide.  It was also strange that they only inserted antennas in their partners in private.

Otto also reported that he had both good and bad news.   The good news is that many nations have curbed religious prejudices and permit sexual expressions from the age of consent, around sixteen.  Youths of that age are allowed to perform in blue movies with protective measures.  This sometimes causes a lot of giggling when they first have to perform, but they're usually eager.  The bad news is that in America, which pioneered sex in the woods and on the beaches, which pioneered protest marches, which pioneered marriage equality, is rapidly retreating.  Monkey-brained politicians are taking over, and they will ban sex education.  they will burn books and then burn people. The land of hope and progress will become a land of oppression and superstition. No more Gay Pride, No more Gay Coming Out