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I bid you greetings my friends and have come to today to list some of the funniest pranks I have either been part of or witnessed.

1. Take a mayonnaise jar complete with label wash it out thoroughly fill it with vanilla pudding then go to a crowded Park sit on a bench preferably between people open the jar and proceed to eat the contents.

2. Walk up to a complete stranger and yell oh my God you're one of them and run away screaming it's one of them run for your lives.

3. This one requires help get several of your friends some pads of paper and pens select a stuck-up snobby girl in the mall and randomly run up to her and say oh my God oh my God is it you can I have your autograph and see how many times she'll give her autograph.

4. Take a standard bag of Oreos take them apart using a butter knife scrape the cream filling off of them and replace it with Colgate toothpaste then serve them at a party.

5. Get a baby diaper heat a can of refried beans pour into the baby diaper put in your lunch box then proceeded to school or a park or any place that would be semi crowded take out the baby diaper and a spoon open it up and proceed to eat the contents.

6. This one is especially good if you have a roommate or significant other who Hogs the shower get a food color packet take your shower head off the food color should be a color of your choice I prefer red or green after you've taken the shower head off place the food color packet inside the shower head then replace the shower head and wait for the fun to begin.

7. This is a take off on number 6 if you have the shower hog take and add food coloring to his or her shampoo I prefer again green or red.

8. Another fun bathroom prank for the shower hog while they're in the shower stretch cellophane plastic wrap across the door as tight as possible to make it virtually invisible then go to your breaker box shut off the power and yell tornado tornado we've got to evacuate.

9. You can also remove their pillow from their pillowcase and fill the entire pillowcase with shaving cream sculpting it to look exactly like a pillow I personally have tried this one and got a true ass beating.

10. This one is quite humorous take a 50 cent coin and super glue it to the floor of the mall or airport or other busy place sit back and watch how many people try over and over and over again to pick it up.

11. If you have a roommate that constantly steals your food take a picture and two packages of the cheese sauce mix from macaroni and cheese mix the cheese sauce mix into a picture of water and put it in the refrigerator it will look like a delicious picture of orange drink mu-ha-ha-ha

12. Finally my all-time favorite go to Walmart buy a cheap air horn duct tape it to the back side of the toilet so that the button that you push is directly under the seat and then wait for your friend to have a seat when they sit the air horn will go off and so will their bowels

I wish you all a Happy Memorial Day weekend have fun try not to kill each other please only put your penis in approved receptacles