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I not only pissed, but I shat myself too, but not before I frothed at the mouth, and and felt a pop near my temple had an out of body experience and found a group of dead relatives who were not happy to see me before getting the boot back.  The passer by who found me convulsing on the ground held my head in her lap and made sure i didn't swallow my tongue said i was flaring my arms which i was because I was trying to stop my freefall back to Earth.  I'd hate to think what might have happened if I swallowed my tongue.